1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 
3. We are Anonymous 
4. Anonymous is legion 
5. Anonymous never forgives 
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster 
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver 
8. There are no real rules about posting 
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban 
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T 
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored 
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you 
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed 
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win 
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail 
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure 
17. Every win fails eventually 
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated 
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets 
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously 
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old 
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost 
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post 
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated 
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason 
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man 
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents 
30. There are no girls on the internet 
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours 
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements 
33. Lurk more - it's never enough 
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions 
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made 
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw 
37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so) 
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky 
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER 
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. 
42. Nothing is Sacred 
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it 
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo 
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car. 
46. There is always furry porn of it. 
47. The pool is always closed.